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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
koala 🐨
guard
leaked all over
an Eritrean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
milkman
bus driver
sailor
student
TV personality
a spy
woman
surgeon
pilot
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Dan
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