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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
koala 🐨
guard
leaked all over
a Kosovan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
child
milkman
train driver
tramp
pilot
TV personality
policewoman
taxi driver
farmer
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Dan
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