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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Cape Verdean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
student
ticket inspector
train driver
child
bus driver
policewoman
woman
taxi driver
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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