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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
an Ukrainian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
dentist
a spy
child
ticket inspector
policewoman
policeman
doctor
sailor
milkman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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