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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a St Lucian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
doctor
surgeon
shepherd
bus driver
child
ticket inspector
sailor
a spy
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.