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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
rat 🐀
guard
leaked all over
an Irish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
soldier
policewoman
ticket inspector
child
bus driver
student
pilot
doctor
sailor
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