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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
an Egyptian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
surgeon
taxi driver
dentist
bus driver
child
TV personality
pilot
ticket inspector
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.