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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a British Virgin Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
taxi driver
dentist
policewoman
train driver
man
sailor
bus driver
student
milkman
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