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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
retaining screw
leaked all over
a Tuvaluan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
ticket inspector
shepherd
policewoman
surgeon
a spy
farmer
bus driver
student
pilot
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