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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
retaining screw
leaked all over
a Luxembourger
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
ticket inspector
surgeon
shepherd
milkman
dentist
soldier
man
pilot
woman
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