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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
CD-ROM drive
leaked all over
a Surinamese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
policewoman
student
taxi driver
man
sailor
tramp
milkman
bus driver
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.