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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
greaser
leaked all over
a Bhutanese
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
ticket inspector
man
pilot
surgeon
soldier
sailor
farmer
policewoman
dentist
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