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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
microswitch
leaked all over
an Algerian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
soldier
bus driver
policewoman
train driver
pilot
TV personality
sailor
ticket inspector
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.