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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
microswitch
leaked all over
a Portuguese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
taxi driver
dentist
tramp
policewoman
student
woman
a spy
child
sailor
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Dan
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