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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
pump
leaked all over
a Citizen of Vanuatu
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
sailor
ticket inspector
bus driver
a spy
dentist
child
man
student
surgeon
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.