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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Samoan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
pilot
doctor
train driver
surgeon
milkman
shepherd
farmer
TV personality
woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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