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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Monegasque
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
doctor
child
TV personality
dentist
taxi driver
ticket inspector
sailor
policewoman
a spy
pilot
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Dan
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