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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
a Malagasy
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
shepherd
doctor
tramp
ticket inspector
child
taxi driver
student
sailor
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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