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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
Fosters
dispenser
leaked all over
a Citizen of Kiribati
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
train driver
taxi driver
dentist
milkman
soldier
tramp
pilot
child
woman
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