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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Guyanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
policeman
pilot
a spy
taxi driver
bus driver
woman
surgeon
TV personality
policewoman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.