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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
martini
dispenser
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
flooded
escaped
cracked
fell off
blew up
made a funny noise
bent
leaked all over
was smoking
exploded
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