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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Tanzanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
soldier
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tramp
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farmer
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TV personality
woman
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