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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
filter coffee
holder
leaked all over
an Indian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
woman
dentist
ticket inspector
taxi driver
student
sailor
pilot
farmer
a spy
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