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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
filter coffee
holder
leaked all over
a Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
soldier
a spy
ticket inspector
tramp
dentist
child
policeman
policewoman
shepherd
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