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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
coffee
holder
leaked all over
a Guatemalan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
milkman
train driver
tramp
man
soldier
surgeon
shepherd
a spy
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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