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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
screed washer
leaked all over
a Maltese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
ticket inspector
farmer
surgeon
shepherd
taxi driver
a spy
doctor
dentist
sailor
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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