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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Guatemalan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
tramp
taxi driver
dentist
policeman
train driver
soldier
pilot
ticket inspector
student
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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