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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
nanotube
leaked all over
a Cape Verdean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
surgeon
student
policewoman
a spy
farmer
shepherd
doctor
train driver
woman
taxi driver
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