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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
scrubber
leaked all over
a Portuguese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
a spy
student
dentist
farmer
milkman
woman
doctor
man
bus driver
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Dan
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