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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
heater
leaked all over
a Libyan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
child
ticket inspector
soldier
a spy
taxi driver
milkman
farmer
bus driver
shepherd
policewoman
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