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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
vibrator
leaked all over
an Uruguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
surgeon
shepherd
taxi driver
a spy
pilot
ticket inspector
tramp
dentist
TV personality
milkman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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