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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
pilot light
leaked all over
a Togolese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
doctor
man
student
dentist
pilot
a spy
surgeon
tramp
sailor
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Dan
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