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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
support beam
leaked all over
a Tanzanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
surgeon
soldier
bus driver
ticket inspector
milkman
a spy
TV personality
farmer
taxi driver
woman
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Dan
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