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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
resistor
leaked all over
a Palestinian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
student
soldier
milkman
tramp
pilot
a spy
farmer
TV personality
dentist
bus driver
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Dan
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