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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Costa Rican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
doctor
tramp
soldier
taxi driver
milkman
shepherd
ticket inspector
woman
student
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