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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Bahamian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
tramp
student
child
policeman
pilot
TV personality
ticket inspector
sailor
train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.