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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Mauritanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
surgeon
train driver
dentist
bus driver
policewoman
ticket inspector
tramp
sailor
taxi driver
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Dan
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