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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
pigeon
guard
leaked all over
a Dominican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
a spy
ticket inspector
doctor
pilot
TV personality
farmer
sailor
soldier
policeman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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