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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a South Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
taxi driver
TV personality
ticket inspector
policeman
tramp
policewoman
soldier
woman
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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