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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a South African
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
woman
soldier
ticket inspector
surgeon
man
bus driver
taxi driver
a spy
tramp
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.