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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Namibian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
policewoman
tramp
bus driver
pilot
surgeon
doctor
ticket inspector
milkman
farmer
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.