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Bad maintenance
My train's
air
goose
guard
leaked all over
a Citizen of Seychelles
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
child
tramp
soldier
milkman
shepherd
woman
a spy
taxi driver
train driver
doctor
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