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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
laser
leaked all over
a Turkmen
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
student
woman
bus driver
policewoman
taxi driver
a spy
milkman
man
train driver
tramp
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