Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
water softener
leaked all over
a Moroccan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
train driver
tramp
surgeon
child
policewoman
woman
policeman
TV personality
pilot
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.