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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Ghanaian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
surgeon
man
tramp
farmer
doctor
milkman
ticket inspector
woman
taxi driver
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