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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
an Ukrainian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
dentist
farmer
child
sailor
pilot
student
a spy
doctor
soldier
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Dan
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