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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
an Indian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
bus driver
policeman
woman
soldier
ticket inspector
policewoman
farmer
dentist
a spy
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