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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
a Swazi
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
sailor
farmer
shepherd
tramp
policeman
a spy
train driver
ticket inspector
soldier
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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