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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
Fosters
dispenser
leaked all over
a Cook Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
tramp
policeman
farmer
taxi driver
doctor
shepherd
TV personality
student
man
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Dan
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