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Bad maintenance
My train's
air conditioning
Fosters
dispenser
leaked all over
a Surinamese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
bus driver
train driver
shepherd
milkman
sailor
farmer
child
doctor
soldier
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Dan
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